there’s so much more to see! That previous (the auto correct is so bad on this phone it corrected previous to peeler oohs) sentence made no sense whatsoever. And Jupiter will disappear too! Did you know that palm trees aren’t actually trees? French is absurd, French is the word! I will try to rein-act it as accurately as possible. Isn’t that fabulous? I WAS ONCE A HAPPY BOY, AND THEN HHHEEE STARTED TALKING!!!?!?!?! OH MAI GAWD THERE IS A PLACE CALLED FLIPPIN, AR! (Wait thats not right…) actually – JUST EAT YOUR FREDDO!! Kshhhhhh – Tacos…… I LOVE EM! i mentioned ham and sickness so green eggs and ham somehow! Im back! That’s only a million sentences! Isn’t talking to yourself the DEFINITION of crazy? Securitee where is Circcy!! No-one knows about these things, but they ‘help’ people. Such a scam! I have a conspiracy theory! DO NOT get a pet square, they suckkk theyre never there for you if you know what I mean. The ‘reels’! ” (yes he is a nerd because all he does all day is watch the extended editions of the hobbit, lord of the rings and star wars and eat fat cakes (what the heck is a fat cake? But then when your becoming a particle, you have to use it and see what you get. I am going for now just a world record, but a UNIVERSE RECORD! Won’t that be great! {o.0.o.0.o.0.o.0.o.0.o.0} But… he was bad! There are unicorns in the darkness! i will… drum roll please … badabadabadabadabadabadabummmmmmmmmmmchshchshchshchshbadabadboumboumpoopoopichypichypichypowpow-crash! because since the timeline changed that would make sense for you wouldnt it. And I thought it was pretty funny hehehe. In my young and untrained eyes I thought of sam as a threat, hiding around the corner with a water gun, ready to splash me with another 1000 words of texts just as I was about to pull ahead. I’ll have the fruit salad. Got outta that one. What is the first thing you think of when you hear the word pyramid? Too much work. good job! im still at the first stage of this, which is boredom. Chris Harrison hints that Tayshia Adams's Bachelorette season might not "end well." because in the end, thats all well have. I’ve just decided that I want to talk to you. How could my brain write words that i couldn’t even read??? 11 Likes. Pie or buttcheeks? but why think up the cistine chapel when there’s no-one to share the experience of seeing it with you, and there’s no pain in doing it? (The soon to be fruit). When I was little, I use to always say “if it rhymes its true”. Even the word eat is just an anagram for tea! No, we are actually japanese, not texan. First let’s start off with this,for you this isn’t a new and improved loteev! It was getting late on the school day (12:20 pm for a half-a-day) when, the Great Councillorette, A.F. Six is equal to half a dozen. Did you know I also make comics? Like when I’m learning Japanese I’ll think what was ‘how are you’ again? A triangle has three sides! RAFLUSHEHACHABOOS. i decided that i should tell you about fonts. Maybe he had a bad experience as a child. I have to pursue other things, like my life. *finally takes a breath after typing a few hundred words about fri-ends* so what now? I know the answer to one of them. “And now you see, the zombies chin is like a chimpanzees bubblecopter asparagus. Howdy pawtna! But if oranges are called oranges because they are orange then lemons should be called red because they are red. Oh wait, it’s snow! {poof} wow! I just thought of something amazing! Soon your going to be living in my basement eating fatcakes.” “But ma, im fightin for awr country!” “War is so violent though!” “Um… Ya.” You get the picture. And my question to you readers is this: is garlic a fruit? Isn’t it great? But you would have never known that! People dont do anything. Now, onto the real problem at hand… Pedals! Geocities is a WYSIWYG HTML editor, and that's good enough for me. Communists! May 4, 2020, 8:44pm #4. It’s on sale! We don’t have any commercials sir, we got voted unanimously by popular vote not to have any commercials. An XBox of course! It hurts SO MUCH!!! Maybe you could make a coffee table book. But don't worry. aheyhayhoy. 04, 2011. Later that evening when I was leaving she gave me a hug, but it had no feeling to it. Nah just kidding, the SKR won. In 1439 BC an Egyptian prince named Mappashuppa needed to fasten some things to his history paper. Instead of just writing a normal sentence I replace all the words with their respective dictionary definition! Condensation!?!? I want this to really change your perspective on life, and maybe make you want to do one of these too! Oh yes, anyway, I’ll have the fruit salad. it is unaffected. A deep voice. Since I died, i didn’t get any topics. How is that any better!?!? for now. If you have truly made it this far than… Give me your email and I will send you the answer to the zooreka challenge, free of charge! I wish I could buy a mocha for my clown pants while aliens eat your toes which glisten in the sliver of wind. I think its the ladder (it is (the ladder i mean (the latter i mean (wait, is it the latte or the ladder? How fun. (Wait, that was autocorrected). I need to make this really long like really really long that even ou cant go even a quarter of a way through without pass, -~*7-10-15*~- My God. What is this? (By the way, one of those things was not like the others). * this was test, and only a test. Good boiii. serious compilation of alliteration dedication!)) HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHhahahahhahha hehe he… heh. (Now that I think about it, I never know when to use those “. Really? Join Date 07-06-2010 Location Winnipeg, Canada MS-Off Ver 2007, 2010 Posts 2,787 in section 6.02214129×10^23 of the rainbow fluffysheep handbook it says that trees are trees.. no matter how small (Horton hears a who). They came back... as MUTANT ALIENS!What the fudge? Only. Just in case you didn’t realise, I’m an introvert. “Oh, my life is hard too, i just broke a finger” BUG REAL! Maybe I just need to calm down. no. These are all important question you need to ask yourself. The jerk aliens lost and died in outer space. Have you come to kill Smaug, the Fire Dragon? “Recently, a Russian double-agent was poisoned in England. Sorry, but you have to admit, men are usually fatter than women! Bootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandbootsandratsandchutesandratsandchutessandratsbandchutessandratsbanned! Also, there was a man who had ten million euros, which he gambled until he got nine million of it back. NOPE. why do they always write WWII? Anyway, I prefer the Redstone side of things (Redstone means wiring and stuff). BEWARE IF YOU LIVE IN: The UK, Spain, Hungary, Latvia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Greece, Denmark and Armenia. There must be a 5-day weekend. I stared at it, but struggled to read the letter because of my complete shock. Nah. I need to make this really long like really really long that even ou cant go even a quarter of a way through without pass. I always pretend my school is Hogwarts and I am Harry Potter. That’s like a website having a link to itself! This web editor is soooo much better than Redkid's webpage builder. That means we can find money on the ground just by watching him!” And that’s how I lost all my friends. Lets see… Oh look! So then you kinda unfocus your eyes and stare in the middle of their face, like your looking right through them? BA BUM. Wait, you don't know? I should also write long words like pnumonoultramicrkscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and disestablishmentarianism . If they have lots of balloons everywhere, they probably pop them; the police come because they think that its gunshots, and there goes all the hedgehogs friends. First one: Colorado. The cat’s name? you may start art out of the struggle of boredom, continue getting better out of the struggle of wealth, when you realise that hobbies can be monetised your life outcmoe could really change. Until one day, some random person ran in stole a bow and arrow, and SHOT IT AT A TEACHER. | @/\/\ \/\/|~|-|-|/\/€ |/\/ @ $£[|~£-|- [[]|)£ []/\/|¥ @ |-|\_//\/\@/\/ [@/\/ \_//\/|)£|~$-|-@/\/|). People always talk about that ‘Vintage Look’ which is just putting old stuff that people fifty years ago would have said “why do you have a *fill in the blank with an old thing* in your HOUSE?!? Like what the hey! They do this because then dentists get more money, which in turn… In turn causes the… the government to… lose money. That’s what all the people are doing nowadays. We have a 100% guarantee that you will never get sick again! to make life easier for you guys, instead of taking random rules out of book willy nilly, i will take them out using my favourite numbers! How could you be so – dense – ation! They sold em’ that sounds like soldier! Hello! He said hes gonna write about Munchkins. i hope you are having fun. Yes, but how could you see the little apostrophes when I’m talking to you?… Science.” And that’s how they work) where was I? it looks rad…ish) Steak (put a wooden stake in a cow to obtain) tictac (the clock goes tick tack tick tack) Turkey (not for MY thanksgiving) Turnip (kinda like a radish) Upsidedowncake (it’s the same as normal cake but upside down) Vinegar (eww) Whiskey (ewww) Wine (ewwww… STOP WINEING!) ok. Well, that’s all I got for today. an they called out my name over the loudspeaker telling me to return the book immediately or I would be fired (yes, I worked at the library (I never could figure out the Dewey decimal system)). The problem for the hiring cat, a tabby named ‘Fluffball’, is that his large supply isn’t vast enough to outweigh bobs, making it the second largest collection of KittyNibbles in the whole house. hitler was happily taking over Austria and Poland when he then decided to take over France but France built a big wall thing to keep him out on the border between france and Germany so all Hitler did was go through Belgium to get to France and THAT is when our story is taking place.) IM IN SPACE HELPPPP — Our portagonist is in grave danger! Get the new FluffySheep Astronaut Suit to protect you from your shepherd! I’m just talking about random things just like the flaming chicken person does just to fill up space on the page. which eaither means she is from a less distant future than this one, or… she died. Well thanks for joining us today ladlies and gentlementle! This is extremely frightening. I have officially declared him a class 10 Noob. I currently collect words, pins and the “to kill a mockingbird” series (not much work ( besides the fact that I have to give them (it) back to the library by tomorrow morning ( the last time I will ever bring a library book late again is when I borrowed the book entitled ‘How to sharpen a pencil for dummies’ (Don’t blame me! Does he do things such as tell you what to do, pay you minimum wage (which is what you should be getting paid but your still salty about it), and eat you alive? Next, i saved multiple pieces of data into one text file. And I hate the language arts open endeds. Lets try this again) And now you see, the zombies chinos like a… Well… A line.””why does the zombie look like its from the Simpsons?””because real zombies are too scary for you kids. It’s my fri end!?!? When someone dies, hey eyes turn into 24pt roboto thin-line x’s in italics. The contents page has a line for the contents page! It was getting late on the school day (12:20 pm for a half-a-day) when, the Great Councillorette, A.F. the first thing i said was that i will make America (i know, i know, i gave it away and told you the name) place grape again. Well remember, whenever you see the color orange, type #boycottorange, so people stop taking pictures of orange things. I’ll get him don’t worry circcy, I’ll throw you back through the portal *toss*. So today I was in the library, minding my own business, when I noticed someone was drawing cartoons and there were a whole bunch of little kids surrounding him (I’m guessing from ages 2-5). It is an app where you tune your guitar (obviously). More disgusting foods to Google! Ahhh, I have gotten myself into euphoria! at the time im at right now, tune doesnt exist, or else that would be caps. So like that's the main point of the rant. i just had thanksgiving while listening to christmas music and it was fun. However, on the other hand, I may be coming back, though, to this forsaken place, where my ideas are dumped around in careless fashion, in a disorderly order which is again disorderly, in my room, on my computer. Do you hate Comic Sans?Email me at [email protected]. isn’t that amazing? OMG I am going to a wedding tomorrow! The ‘walkie-talkie almanac: a complete collection of all the knowledge YOU will need to acquire (did you know acquire is also a board game? I caught you! i am here to tell you; I am going to make [name of place] great again! because if were going to be happy, we need eachother. I don’t know what your opinion is on that subject, but I think it’s an awful idea, at least in my school. this LoTeEv may never become monetized, but maybe my future writings will. I think. Yep, i guarantee you thats how it happened. Meh meh meh. Goodbye. If we cant get it by going to war, then either we play violent video-games or we beat strangers!! I...I thought you knew me? I do suppose the evil Maine people have *interruption* I keep on hearing a screaming girl in my neighborhood. For this, we need to go back to original illuminati ideas, the eye and the triangle. So how 'bout dat airline food? hereby declares that the sayings ‘easy as pie’ and ‘piece of cake’ are now changed to ‘easy as bread’ and ‘piece of bread’. (1) The number of top sentences: The simple rule-of-thumb here is that the length of a summary should not be more than ¼ of the original text — it can be one sentence, one paragraph or multiple paragraphs depending on the length of the original text and your purpose of getting the summary. if you have REALLY made it this far then you… get a gold star on your loyalty chart! They killed everyone except a select 2000 people to enslave. Find out next time on your favourite show, The Wheeeeeeeeeeeel of Death (Exurb1a). It has been almost two damn years since I have updated this massive brick of text. That makes more sense. UNACCEPTABLE! First of all let’s just say that this loteev is getting really long. how bout Minecraft? right now we are driving behind a really slow “farm plastics collection” semi. Here we go: [Have you ever…]{scene of old woman churning milk}[wanted to…]{scene of older woman churning what is now cream(the reason she is older is not because it is a different person, but because we filmed it after}[churn your own butter?!?! Oh and Happy 2014 suckers!! Well I can solve that. An octopus actually does possesses three hearts! NOTHING! If so, just buy the mayacamole at the former option( or just get salsa. So today I listened to that radio station again, and it was totally worth it. 0 0. It was 64 gigabytes! Skip ahead to the chorus of that song.. CRAZY FROG!!!) Kshhhhhhh thank you for that lovely message from our sponsor, hooey kablooie. i could choose from FIVE different thicknesses. * Actually [unknown], we have all been deeply moved by the actions these animals are taking. Ok anyways, typing these Capital Letters At The Start Of Sentences Is Super Annoying. I need a topic. *simulator stops forever* Let's do that LATER. As in tea! Jumping _____ ate many jars containing marmalade. It is a maze of perpetual confuseness. Question 3: fill in he blank. Hmmm nothing u say? So like this was inspired by flamingchicken's LTE and the other wall of text in the book "Pick Me Up". The Fifteen Fighters. Like what the hooey! Is actually every color BUT blue, and I like cheese. Anyway, back to the conspiracy) Where were we? It’s that simple. . i could ask securitee to change that one day, but for now im ok with it. [(sound over intercom) emergency -emergency! We are free, free from everything that’s bad! DEEZ NUTS! Ah. Like Shrödeners cat. Strange.I just turned it off. That’s for the WIMP. I am never gonna make the LTE normal again. Customer: I dont have any money Cashier: then put it back! That's one of the perks of having a fictional twin brother/sister. If you couldn’t tell, I used a method called Fermi Estimation, though a little more precise. Goodbye. The fully stuff in the inside is FEATHERS. What temperature would it be in Egypt? They were eating, of course! Warning: the reason you will not get sick is because you will die. Remember the plagues on Egypt? What colour is the dress? lets get back to my example then, shall we? Whiteness? Unless they live in a hot country like spain, in which case the featherless ducks are the cool ones. Little did you guys know, that today you would get a great piece of text to read. (What badasses.) Prejudiced! Wait… there’s no sign of forced entry, only a tiny animal coud fit through this window… Tune? im back. I used to have amibition and drive to become the greatest, but i only got to 46wpm. Now that I think about this school, I don’t think we ever really learned anything there. It’s a title only few in the world have. There is a haircut called “meet me at McDonald’s” that is BANNED where I live. To… get… you… coffee, sir. Oh yes! maybe having a few great albums, a few great paintings to admire and to inspire us that one day we could do that, maybe thats enough. website ever so if you are not glad with your experience send a note to 400 Ehhnopenope Dr, Jupiter 29394 and we will NOT refund it because 1. you didn't even pay for this, and 2. The reason I think owls are dumb is because I HATE when people say half a dozen. But he got me back, because he: put an avocado in the coffee maker, tied a air refreshener to the door so when you open it it sprays everywhere, and threatened me with a knife that turned out to just be a comb. As you know, recently president Nixon (no, that’s not exactly right) Oh yea, I forgot. soametime the sky looke BLOOE, but it actually YALLOE. Pick a raindrop on the window and race it against another one. Goodbye. These things are all connected, I just don’t fully know how yet. I will punch that piece of wood so hard that it creates a wormhole in the 6th dimension! Actually, i don’t NEED this badge. (why is he called doctor suess anyway? anyways, thanks for coming to my ted talk. that looks great!” and you think {bubble thing} “it looks like the worst thing anyone could ever eat” and the you eat it and it tastes surprisingly… WORSE than you imagined! Well if yes, let me prove you wrong. This is to make sure no dirty imposters try to type up my 95 these of ? Thunk about it. ( I think it does))) shallow fried stuff has half the fat, uses half the ‘deep fry juice’ (whatever they put in there) and has have the flavour! Finiday would probably be your end day for 3-day feasts, parties, -fests, and Woodstock-style events (referring to the size). HAHA! Do you like roast turkey! I would tell you about it, but for some reason… I think you already know. I just got to thinking; how many tiny changes would a cereal company have to make to earn twice as much from a box of cereal? Now I’ll just boomerang back to the portal andddd *shoop* I made it back Circcy! Woohoo! If your like me and have a lonely YouTube channel with five views because you watched it five times, the his is the prize for you! Well… one trick… Circy, roll over! I'm trading 1:200 leverage on $5k Equity . I am going to do it. They bring me memories of making stuff like this. BUCKLE UP YA SEATS! So stay tuned!). Go go go!!] Wow, I sure went off on a tangent. If i keep writing at this rate, i’ll beat the world record in no time! The end of that story, and a word from our sponsor. Sorry for the delay guys but I have migrated my site over to geocities.ws and I haven't had the time and feeling to write another paragraph.